liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch


tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch


tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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50shadesofacceptance:


I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

theductiletroll:

jeanmarcoing:

songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

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hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face